using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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