Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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