I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i jhust puked up my retainher.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Sex with a fat chick.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
The adults are the big ones right?