honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
oh yeah. preciate
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.