She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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