I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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