google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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