We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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