Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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