Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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