don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I wish I only lived at night.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You are a genius and a whore.
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