At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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