I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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You. Win. At. Life.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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