dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she smelled like a LAN party
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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