We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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