question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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