Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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