u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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