last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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