Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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