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Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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