I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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