You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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