The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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