I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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