I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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