I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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