do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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