AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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