I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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