I'm drive I can fine osifer
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
