his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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