please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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