when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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