brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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