New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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