he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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