you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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