Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I FOUND THE LEGS
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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