I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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