Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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