She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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