I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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