i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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