what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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