So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
please come you make the beer taste better
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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