Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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