i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Is this like a preordered booty call?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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