Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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