he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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