You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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