With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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