it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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