I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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