girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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