apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
